நான் கற்றதும், பெற்றதும், ரசித்ததும், மற்றும் என்னை பாதித்ததும் உங்களிடம் பகிர்ந்து கொள்கிறேன்
Sunday, March 18, 2007
தலைவர் ரஜினி Vs மானேஜ்மன்ட் & மார்கெட்டிங்
தலைவர் காலேஜுல படிச்சாரோ இல்லியோ தெரியாது...அவர் படத்துல வர்ர பன்ச் டயலாக்கைத்தான் MBA வுல டையைக் கட்டிக்கிட்டு ப்ரொபஸருங்க சொல்லிக் குடுக்குறாங்க...என்ன நம்பலியா ?
கீழே சாம்பிள் குடுத்துருக்குது..நீங்களே படிச்சுப் பாருங்க
தலைவர் பன்ச் 1:(பாட்ஷா)
“ கண்ணா நான் யோசிக்காம சொல்ரதில்லை ...சொல்லிட்டு யோசிக்கிறதில்லை
Management Lesson:
Planning is absolutely important and having planned there is no need for any re confirmation in the attainment of the objective.
தலைவர் பன்ச் 2 :(16 வயதினிலே)
" இது எப்படி இருக்கு "
Management Mantra:
Getting the opinion of the downline is very important for any top management. This makes an organisation very democratic”
தலைவர் பன்ச் 3 :(தர்மத்தின் தலைவன்)
"நான் தட்டிக் கேட்பேன் ...ஆனா கொட்டிக் குடுப்பேன் "
Management mantra:
The top management can demand and at the same time reward probably thru Incentives and ESOPs
தலைவர் பன்ச் 4 :(அருணாசலம்)
(ஆண்டவன்) சொல்ரான்....(அருணாசலம்) செய்றான்
Management Mantra:
These two words just are good enough to understand the importance of Delegation and Implementation.both are very important to any professionally managed company.
தலைவர் பன்ச் 5 :(பாட்ஷா)
" நான் ஒரு தடவை சொன்னா நூறு தடவை சொன்னா மாதிரி "
This is a peculiar statement which may even put Peter Drucker to feel small.
Management Mantra:
In less than 10 words, he narrates the importance of proper communication skills and listening skills. There should always be clarity and authority in what the management says and the there should be no room for any misinterpretation. Also if the listening skill is well established, we can avoid waste of time and efforts in communicating the same subject thru phone, mails, memos etc..
தலைவர் பன்ச் 6 :(பாபா)
" நான் லேட்டா வந்தாலும் லேட்டஸ்டா வருவேன் "
Management Mantra:
Even if there is delay in rolling out a product or service, we need to ensure that we deploy the latest methods and technology.This is important to all industries.
தலைவர் பன்ச் 7 :(பாபா)
" அசந்தா அடிக்கிறது உங்க ஸ்டயில்...அசராம அடிக்கிரது பாபா ஸ்டயில் "
Management Mantra:
It is very important to be pro active than reactive. This is particularly important for Telecom and Credit card companies. You need to be launching pleasant surprises to the consumers before the competitor knows about them.
தலைவர் பன்ச் 8 :(படையப்பா)
" என் வழி தனி...வழி "
Management mantra:
“ You need to be different to succeed. Don’t choose a me too line of business.
என்ன இப்பவாச்சும் நம்புறீங்களா...அதான் சொல்ரேன் MBA வுல நல்ல மார்க் வாங்கணுமா...தலைவர் படத்தை தவறாம பாருங்க...வர்டா....
அன்புடன்...ச.சங்கர்
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Zimbly மலையாளி
இதை எப்படிங்க தமிழ்ப்படுத்துறது...அதான் அப்படியே
1) Name the wonly part of the werld, where Malayalis don't werk hard?
Kerala
2) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai (dont break ur heads its... Dubai ), zimbly to meet
his ungle in the Gelff (Gulf).
3) Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.
4) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
5) Why did the Malayali go to the concert in Rome ?
Because he wanted to hear pope music.
6) What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.
7) Why did his wife divorce him?
Because he was louwing another woman.
8) Who found out that?
His aandy.
9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto.
11)Who is Malayali's fyamousu eactor and aectress?
Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.
VEERY VEERY IMBORDANT
mail to:
10 Malayalis & you will receive cocunod oil
20 Malayalis and you will receive benena chips
40 Malayalis you will receive appams
100 Malayalis and you will get free land near the rice field behind the
lungi factory with additional incentive of a whole mondh's supply of
cocunud oil and benena chips free ...
அன்புடன்...ச.சங்கர்
1) Name the wonly part of the werld, where Malayalis don't werk hard?
Kerala
2) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai (dont break ur heads its... Dubai ), zimbly to meet
his ungle in the Gelff (Gulf).
3) Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.
4) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
5) Why did the Malayali go to the concert in Rome ?
Because he wanted to hear pope music.
6) What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.
7) Why did his wife divorce him?
Because he was louwing another woman.
8) Who found out that?
His aandy.
9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto.
11)Who is Malayali's fyamousu eactor and aectress?
Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.
VEERY VEERY IMBORDANT
mail to:
10 Malayalis & you will receive cocunod oil
20 Malayalis and you will receive benena chips
40 Malayalis you will receive appams
100 Malayalis and you will get free land near the rice field behind the
lungi factory with additional incentive of a whole mondh's supply of
cocunud oil and benena chips free ...
அன்புடன்...ச.சங்கர்
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